Adele Vs Duffy - Who's Best?

From a comical webpage here.

Adele vs Duffy: who's best?

Story filed Thursday, 10 January 2008

These brilliant, made-for-Jools singer songwriters with one name are both hotly tipped by people whose tips for 2008 are based entirely on which press releases they've received for records coming out in the next few months. But who's best? ADELE DUFFY One word name Adele Duffy Best song 'Chasing Pavements' 'Warwick Avenue' What they say "As soon as I got a microphone in my hand, when I was about 14, I realised I wanted to do this." "I don't think I can remember life without singing so I don't know how I started." Influences Jill Scott, Etta James, Billy Bragg, Peggy Lee, Jeff Buckley and The Cure. Patsy Cline: amazing. Can you dance to her music? No No Boringness 22% 68% Welshness 0% 100% Ability to win pub brawl 81% 12% Vocal ability A+ B- Hair C- C+ Capacity for booze 89% 56% Tendency towards black and white photography 61% 98% Tendency towards carefully lit photography 91% 42% Are they going to release any amazing poppers o'clock remixes of their songs? Probably not. Highly unlikely. Are they better than Foals? Maybe No Chances of going totally off the rails and pissing everything up the wall 67% 1% Will their second album be better than their first? Yes No Would they have been signed if Amy Winehouse hadn't broken through? Yes, but would have been a harder sell Yes, artists like this are signed about 80 times a year Likelihood of being mean about Girls Aloud 50% 22% Likelihood of saying anything interesting at all in entire album campaign 100% 19% Largely irrelevant elephants in room not explicitly acknowledged by media coverage Not slim Fit Chance of million-selling greatest hits in six years 49% 12% Do they own a dog? Unknown Unknown And the winner is... Who cares - when's the bloody Ashlee Simpson single being released in the UK?